You just made me feel so damn special
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
