I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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