Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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