People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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