omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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