okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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