D3 body, D1 cock
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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