i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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