'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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