I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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