so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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