How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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