just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How does one acquire holy water?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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