i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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