I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i think my cat just said my name.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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