i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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