I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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