Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wanna passion pit in your ass
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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