Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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