LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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