sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Come on in and take your pants off
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