How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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