franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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