i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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