I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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