all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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