I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
