can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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