I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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