Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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