By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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