I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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