If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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