i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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