We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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