I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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