Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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