i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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