Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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