Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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