i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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