He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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