Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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