i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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