please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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