At least make sure they are 18
Why
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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