White coat. Heels.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So. Much. Porn.
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