Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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