I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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