Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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